The Kingdom of Womble 9703 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.665 billion Womble 9703ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Womble 9703ian economy, worth 240 trillion lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is 42,460 lire, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,661 per year while the poor average 2,661, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 9703's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 9703 is ranked 237,290^th in the world and 10,936^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.